I was able to chaperone my first field trip for Hank’s class to the pumpkin patch today (big mom milestone there). I heard this gem of a conversation between Hank and one of his classmates after they were allowed to pet several animals, including a miniature horse during a presentation about farm chores.
Classmate gesturing to appendage dangling between the horse’s legs : What’s that?
Hank: What is that?
Classmate (with giggles): I don’t know!
Hank: I think it’s his BUTT!
[more giggles at the word butt]